Eureka!

[cornerofmadness]

Well i could remember my prophetic dream about taking Dr. H's class but I couldn't remember the totally silly song I heard on the radio until I was talking to sand_and_shadow this morning.

I just had to share the silly (I have too much of a sense of humor to be offended, even if it cuts close to home, much like "White and Nerdy" which i love)



I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online

Yeah, I’ll see ya online

Comments

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

Hee! Love it!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i was quite amused

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

Brad Paisley, I love you.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i need to put up his other silly one

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I agree with wildrider - he seems quite the geek for as yummy as he is.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i know, he really does. One wonders if he were more gangly back in his teen years

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Could be...or maybe he has that image of himself. Maybe because he was interested in comic books, he got picked on or something? Who knows. Unless some interviewer specifically asks, we'll prolly never know.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

so true

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Heck, I meant to introduce folks to Online when I reviewed Brad's new album, and something chased it right out of my head. Brad's remarkably nerd-savvy for a guy as good-looking as he is...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I just stuck up his other recent song. I think Brad's cute and usually his songs make me laugh (well except for those designed to make me cry of course)

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

Has anyone heard the song yet?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh i have.

[calijirl5150.livejournal.com]

Do you have it?? I haven't heard it yet & I'm in Texas LOL

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

nope, afraid not.I heard it on our radio yesterday. It's very funny