cornerofmadness

no, seriously. if I hadn't gotten up at 530A to go pee, I wouldn't have made it to work. As I was snuggling back into bed, i heard the ceiling fan hiccup and the wind stop then something began to flash. the damn power went out (for no known reason might I add). And of course the battery back up for the clock is a 9 volt. who the hell has 9 volts?

And before that, going to bed the first time I was wondering why my skin was sparkling and I realized I was covered in glitter. WTH? THen I remembered my new Oil of Olay youth restoring ribbon body wash with 'luminous brighteners' (okay I don't actually need youth restoring, it was on sale at Wallyworld and I had a buy one get one free coupon). my brighteners are GLITTER (I'm all sparkly as I typed this) hmm after spending all that money over the years for body glitter for clubs all I need to do now is wash up with soap meant to 'take years off'

tonight while playing with Roy and talking to mom on the phone, I tried to go into the house, Roy cried and grabbed me. Fine, I'll sit with you, you lonely cat. How did he repay me? He got bored and did the thing all my male cats (but never my females) have done. The grab your hand and bit the shit out of it, 'thanks bitch, i'm done with you here's a bleeding wound to remember me by, go away now.' Roy, See if I give you whole milk again tomorrow.

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