Seriously brain? What?

[cornerofmadness]

It's been a week of spiders (understandable since it's getting cold and they're moving inside). Friday it started off with one in my bathroom sink. Bet he didn't know I could spit Crest with accuracy. Then that day at work at least three different people (including the science secretary and one prof) wanted to give me/make me catch monstrously large wolf spiders. Thanks. No.

THis morning I got up too early then went back to bed and had one of those dreams where you're kinda half awake but you're paralyzed. I dreamt a HUGE spider kept yo yoing down over my bed, furry with black and silver hairs and I wanted to run but couldn't move out of the bed at all. And even if i could there were zombie white mice running around on the floor. Finally the spider landed on the bed and I crushed it with my bed spread.

I wake up but fall back asleep long enough to dream about two women in long black skirts and heels being made to stand on a floral circular cast iron grate that was red hot and burning thru their shoes. WTF?

I want to sue my brain for divorce.