Dear Novel
Nov. 13th, 2007 11:58 pmDear Ziata,
Please quit whining about wanting a normal life. You're starting to sound like Season One Buffy Summers. It's annoying. You like your demon so deal.
Dear Jonrynn
THis story is not all about you getting laid. In fact, most of us don't care if you ever get laid and Ziata's 'Mom' would kill you if she knew what you were thinking. In fact, she's informed me your torture is close at hand and you might lose that os baculum of yours, just so you know. Go back to collecting snow globes, sex toys and doing your ikebana and otherwise being the most utterly unthreatening demon ever, thanks.
Dear villians
For the love of god do something.
Dear nameless ex-Wolf of Solomon
You're about the only prayer of having a plot so pick a name and actually get into the story.
Dear plot
quit hating me. Telling me crap about stuff in the middle of the novel isn't helping me. When exactly did i lose the ability to tell a story in order? Oh yeah Yukio I think it was with you
Dear everyone stop thinking my readers' ideas are better than mine. you make me feel dumb
24872 / 50000 words. 50% done!
Please quit whining about wanting a normal life. You're starting to sound like Season One Buffy Summers. It's annoying. You like your demon so deal.
Dear Jonrynn
THis story is not all about you getting laid. In fact, most of us don't care if you ever get laid and Ziata's 'Mom' would kill you if she knew what you were thinking. In fact, she's informed me your torture is close at hand and you might lose that os baculum of yours, just so you know. Go back to collecting snow globes, sex toys and doing your ikebana and otherwise being the most utterly unthreatening demon ever, thanks.
Dear villians
For the love of god do something.
Dear nameless ex-Wolf of Solomon
You're about the only prayer of having a plot so pick a name and actually get into the story.
Dear plot
quit hating me. Telling me crap about stuff in the middle of the novel isn't helping me. When exactly did i lose the ability to tell a story in order? Oh yeah Yukio I think it was with you
Dear everyone stop thinking my readers' ideas are better than mine. you make me feel dumb
