Dear Novel

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Ziata,
Please quit whining about wanting a normal life. You're starting to sound like Season One Buffy Summers. It's annoying. You like your demon so deal.

Dear Jonrynn
THis story is not all about you getting laid. In fact, most of us don't care if you ever get laid and Ziata's 'Mom' would kill you if she knew what you were thinking. In fact, she's informed me your torture is close at hand and you might lose that os baculum of yours, just so you know. Go back to collecting snow globes, sex toys and doing your ikebana and otherwise being the most utterly unthreatening demon ever, thanks.

Dear villians
For the love of god do something.

Dear nameless ex-Wolf of Solomon
You're about the only prayer of having a plot so pick a name and actually get into the story.

Dear plot

quit hating me. Telling me crap about stuff in the middle of the novel isn't helping me. When exactly did i lose the ability to tell a story in order? Oh yeah Yukio I think it was with you

Dear everyone stop thinking my readers' ideas are better than mine. you make me feel dumb

24872 / 50000 words. 50% done!

Comments

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Heh, I feel your pain. I didn't even write today because my thoughts are too jumbled and chaotic. Tomorrow, I will smack those thoughts together and put words to paper. And John really needs to settle on a frickin' emotion. *g*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it's like our brains are out to kill us

[iheartnickcath.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Yukio's just being a pain in the ass, isn't he? First he hides under the futon, and now he's being all non-linear, eh? ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

not only is HE all non-linear he taught it to the Red Skies crew and now to Ziata and Jon (who really does want to talk about nothing but his sex life. It's like dear god, shut up, i let you get laid in ch1, that has to hold you for a while. kthx)

(and i reallylike that icon too, i just like Baby goku. I should figure out a layout with him)

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

haha, he's a bad influence on other characters in other stories! naughty shinigami.

thanks. hey, i can totally make you a layout for x-mas. i *am* a professional web designer, after all.

my love for Baby Goku knows no bounds.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he's an awful Shinigami (he's looking around 'who me?')

Baby Goku is just so darn compelling.

hmmm cool (that's two offers now, people know i'm lost) part of my problem is trying to decide WHO/what i want on there.

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

HEEE! Season One Buffy and snow globes? Love your sense of humor. :D

I ALWAYS write out of order. I just started another crappy fic, but wrote the ending of it! Where the hell is the beginning and middle people! I've learned long ago to take advantage of even disorganized characters. *sigh*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he DOES collect snowglobes, the puss

i almost never write out of order and I'm noticing a distinct pattern of NOT finishing stories i'm writing out of order

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh, so not a good pattern for you. I'm always amazed at how much writing you produce per day. I'm impressed with myself if I can get something done for the month...or three.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it helps to have no life