I'm depressed therefor I meme

[cornerofmadness]

got this meme from mjules and ishte



1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Anne Richard

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Steven John

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name:
Evada

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Cat
2.
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Michelle Pittsburgh
3.
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red Beer

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Dans

8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Caramel Snickerdoodle (okay that is NOT a gangsta name)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Roy Ebb Tomblin

10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Valentino Skor

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Shaun Grant

Comments

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

Hey, we had a governor with your witness protection name. Well, hers had an s on the end, but still

And Caramel Snickerdoodle is KILLING me

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snicker to Ann Richards (i thought that name sounded familiar)


Yo man don't mess with caramel snickerdoodle

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

"Caramel Snickerdoodle"????

I swear that sounds like a client name.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'm sure it does

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Very much.

[ishte.livejournal.com]

You need to adopt that Star Wars name... it sounds like someone who could Evade anything. Evada the Evader... or maybe Darth Vader's wife.. and he could just take care of this problem for you right away.. Or better yet, BECOME Darth Evada... the sithette and you can take care of it.. "You will dismiss all funds owed forever," and if they don't comply, just give that little pinching motion... heeeee

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

dying. I love it