Whimper

[cornerofmadness]

Dear Uterus,

Yesterday when I said either start or skip a month, I don't believe I listed the option, 'bleed to death'

Crawl out of my body and go reside in my worst enemy. Thank you.

No Love

Your Body

Comments

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Not good, not good at all.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

pain killers aren't touching it either. (or my migraine) so cramps, migraine and bleeding to death, yeah this is my best day ever. I'm too tired to even read all the CYA results.

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

Dear COM's Uterus,

Please come and take my uterus with you. I will give you money to take a cruise so long as you two promise to stay in Greece or somewhere far away from us.

Rain

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sounds like a great plan

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

That is beautiful....the way you wrote that. I don't know why but.....I want to see that as an icon.
Uterus in the background, COM's letter in the forefront. It looks so purty.

Mine can happily leave. It doesn't tell me when I'm going to skip or not. My uterus also enjoys waiting until I have to be gone all day walking around or going to visit to pull its stunt as well. Not to mention my body goes 'oh shit, you bledding!' and makes me hyper to the point I can't sleep.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort.

as i got older I usually have exceedingly vivid and freaky creepy dreams a week proceeding it so...

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Sounds like my fun experience with perimenopause.

Bleargh.

The best combo I've used is Pamprin combined with ibuprofen. Pamprin works on the chemicals that cause the cramps, but it can't lick the pain on its own.

::sends virtual comfort food and heating pad::

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thank you. Right now the migraine is worse than the uterus. GAH

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thanks. better now