I Smelled your mom in an elevator because the voices told me to

[cornerofmadness]

It's true

In even more EMBARRASSING and frustrating news I got note from samhain saying that my files were unreadable as a docx. Um WHAT? I double checked that. According to my flash my files were 97-2003 word docs (but my Word program at work DOES generate docx) I did use save as so they probably converted even if they're not showing up here as that. I resaved and resent (since they allowed me to, THANK YOU for that) as RTX. Head desk.


Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Comments

[angelbuffy0.livejournal.com]

I had lunch with a gangster on your car because I'm NOT crazy.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be so sure about that crazy thing

[mjules.livejournal.com]

I did the Macarena with a banana on your car because I'm sexy and I do what I want, and I think I need some serious help.

(My shirt is blue-green, what're you gonna do?)

Also, I'm glad Samhain let you resend.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'll agree with the serious help

so am I. How freakin' embarrassing. Ihad to send from work (thank you dial up). head desk. going to try and work on some OFic today

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

How serious help do you need...?

[marlex.livejournal.com]

I loved a noodle in my car because I can't control myself!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

wow, you little freak you

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I licked a fireman under your bed because I'm AWESOME!

...this is a VERY silly meme. I likes it.

And somehow, smelling my mom in an elevator because the voices told you to doesn't surprise me at all.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she smelled like dog biscuits

and if there's anyone licking firemen under MY bed i'llbe me

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, you Mom sniffer you.

(not surprised she smelled like dog biscuits, though)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah neither was i

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

I did the Macarena with a squirrel on your car because I can (or because I'm a ninja).

My shirt is tan--I can't decide between brown and other.

I need to update the Microsoft programs on my laptop to 2003 from 2000, but I don't want 2007. It has already caused problems at work, and I hate it so very much.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha

2007 sucks. hate it

[ishte.livejournal.com]

I yelled at a snowman sliding down a hill because I'm cool like that.

Actually kind of works doesn't it? haha