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I'm not even kidding. Kyo was late to come in this morning and apparently was full of piss and vinegar. First he tore apart several toys. Then he tried to provoke Roy who was like 'i'm SLEEPING. Go die.'

As I was heading for the door to leave, I turn back to see if anyone wanted back out in the rain. That's when i see it. Kyo has all 4 paws off the ground, flying at my knee. Claws out and mouth WIDE open to gnaw me.

I sidestep him, fall into the bookcase, bruise myself and my raincoat whirls around me like some 1930's Marlowesque PI which Kyo seems to think is the greatest thing ever.

Guess who's now out in the rain.

Date: 2009-05-04 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sita-137.livejournal.com
[fails to suppress laugh]

At least he didn't succeed...

Date: 2009-05-04 06:57 pm (UTC)
ext_110433: The Magdalen Reading (Bear)
From: [identity profile] nebroadwe.livejournal.com
If he had succeeded, this story would have been a candidate for a Nicoll Event (http://dd-b.net/NicollEvents/).

"Always check unfamiliar sounds. Might be nothing. Might be a cat with her head stuck in a watering pot."

Date: 2009-05-04 08:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-05 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sillymagpie.livejournal.com
Thanks for sharing the page on Nicholl Events. Bwahah!

Date: 2009-05-04 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Boy Oh did he try

Date: 2009-05-04 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sp23.livejournal.com
Hee! *ahem* I mean, oh my!

Yours is the second near-death-by-pet story I've read today.

Date: 2009-05-04 07:15 pm (UTC)
ext_15252: (chats)
From: [identity profile] masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com
It does seem to be "when good pets go bad" day on LJ.

Date: 2009-05-04 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
ahaha I did see that

Date: 2009-05-04 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
haha I posted this moments before seeing [livejournal.com profile] rahirah's near death experience.

damn furballs. perfect icon

Date: 2009-05-04 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfbiter.livejournal.com
Aw cripes. Antiseptics required?

Date: 2009-05-04 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
luckily no. Now he's over here sleeping the sleep of the well contented. little brat

Date: 2009-05-04 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com
Danger Cat!

Date: 2009-05-04 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
hahaha

brat cat...who wanted to snuggle all night untl he got bored then DEMANDED to be let out.

Date: 2009-05-04 11:54 pm (UTC)
enemytosleep: [Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist] colored image of a teen boy adjusting his tie, looking serious (Ed Huh?)
From: [personal profile] enemytosleep
Wow, Kyo makes my cats look like angels. Glad you survived.

Date: 2009-05-05 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
he's a brat and he's still less evil than my last one

Date: 2009-05-05 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
CATS ARE EVIL - Ed

Date: 2009-05-05 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
this is so going to happen to you in Fic

Date: 2009-05-05 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
Pfft, I'm naturally graceful. - Ed

Date: 2009-05-05 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
tell it to me when the cat's hanging from your boy parts

Date: 2009-05-06 12:15 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-05 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulzrule.livejournal.com
Sounds like Roy should've been named Sanzo. Pet Semetary anyone?

Date: 2009-05-05 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
kyo was sucking around for burial

Date: 2009-05-05 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mulzrule.livejournal.com
I have the feeling he'll come back no matter what. Kitties love to grandstand.

Date: 2009-05-05 03:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-05 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sillymagpie.livejournal.com
Most cats are content to try to trip you or attack your ankles. Kyo is like a cat version of Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China.

Date: 2009-05-05 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA. God Ilove that movie

Date: 2009-05-05 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
Please. Let's not give him Kyo THAT much credit.

:D

Date: 2009-05-05 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
Kyo likes that idea. He's about as dumb as Jack

Date: 2009-05-05 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
Jack resembles that remark.

Date: 2009-05-05 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
took me a second to figure out what the icon siad but SNORT

Date: 2009-05-06 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-little-dog.livejournal.com
hee hee hee. That is the icon [livejournal.com profile] dreamer1789 made for me.

Date: 2009-05-05 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saphira112.livejournal.com
*giggle snort* Damn your cat is nuts

Date: 2009-05-05 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cornerofmadness.livejournal.com
just a little

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