My Cat Tried to Kill ME

[cornerofmadness]

I'm not even kidding. Kyo was late to come in this morning and apparently was full of piss and vinegar. First he tore apart several toys. Then he tried to provoke Roy who was like 'i'm SLEEPING. Go die.'

As I was heading for the door to leave, I turn back to see if anyone wanted back out in the rain. That's when i see it. Kyo has all 4 paws off the ground, flying at my knee. Claws out and mouth WIDE open to gnaw me.

I sidestep him, fall into the bookcase, bruise myself and my raincoat whirls around me like some 1930's Marlowesque PI which Kyo seems to think is the greatest thing ever.

Guess who's now out in the rain.

Comments

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

[fails to suppress laugh]

At least he didn't succeed...

[nebroadwe.livejournal.com]

If he had succeeded, this story would have been a candidate for a Nicoll Event (http://dd-b.net/NicollEvents/).

"Always check unfamiliar sounds. Might be nothing. Might be a cat with her head stuck in a watering pot."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Thanks for sharing the page on Nicholl Events. Bwahah!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Boy Oh did he try

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Hee! *ahem* I mean, oh my!

Yours is the second near-death-by-pet story I've read today.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

It does seem to be "when good pets go bad" day on LJ.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ahaha I did see that

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha I posted this moments before seeing rahirah's near death experience.

damn furballs. perfect icon

[elfbiter.livejournal.com]

Aw cripes. Antiseptics required?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

luckily no. Now he's over here sleeping the sleep of the well contented. little brat

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Danger Cat!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha

brat cat...who wanted to snuggle all night untl he got bored then DEMANDED to be let out.

[enemytosleep]

Wow, Kyo makes my cats look like angels. Glad you survived.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he's a brat and he's still less evil than my last one

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

CATS ARE EVIL - Ed

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

this is so going to happen to you in Fic

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Pfft, I'm naturally graceful. - Ed

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

tell it to me when the cat's hanging from your boy parts

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

EEP - Ed

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Sounds like Roy should've been named Sanzo. Pet Semetary anyone?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

kyo was sucking around for burial

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

I have the feeling he'll come back no matter what. Kitties love to grandstand.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

so true

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Most cats are content to try to trip you or attack your ankles. Kyo is like a cat version of Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA. God Ilove that movie

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Please. Let's not give him Kyo THAT much credit.

:D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Kyo likes that idea. He's about as dumb as Jack

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Jack resembles that remark.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

took me a second to figure out what the icon siad but SNORT

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee. That is the icon dreamer1789 made for me.

[saphira112.livejournal.com]

*giggle snort* Damn your cat is nuts

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

just a little