My Cat Tried to Kill ME
May. 4th, 2009 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cornerofmadnessI'm not even kidding. Kyo was late to come in this morning and apparently was full of piss and vinegar. First he tore apart several toys. Then he tried to provoke Roy who was like 'i'm SLEEPING. Go die.'
As I was heading for the door to leave, I turn back to see if anyone wanted back out in the rain. That's when i see it. Kyo has all 4 paws off the ground, flying at my knee. Claws out and mouth WIDE open to gnaw me.
I sidestep him, fall into the bookcase, bruise myself and my raincoat whirls around me like some 1930's Marlowesque PI which Kyo seems to think is the greatest thing ever.
Guess who's now out in the rain.
As I was heading for the door to leave, I turn back to see if anyone wanted back out in the rain. That's when i see it. Kyo has all 4 paws off the ground, flying at my knee. Claws out and mouth WIDE open to gnaw me.
I sidestep him, fall into the bookcase, bruise myself and my raincoat whirls around me like some 1930's Marlowesque PI which Kyo seems to think is the greatest thing ever.
Guess who's now out in the rain.
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Date: 2009-05-06 12:15 am (UTC)