cornerofmadness

So i get up there and go to the license place and the cops says but that's not done here...blink. You need to go across the hall.

Me - you mean to the place that reads very specfically plates and titles?

Cop - yeah, sorry about that. We get this confusion all the time

Me - I was just there in june and they didn't say a word.

Cop - Really? They should have You're not from here are you (judging my accent surely)

Me - no I'm from Pittsburgh where they tell you your license is expiring

Cop - yeah OH really does it wrong leaving you like that. No one else around us does it like that.

Me thinking (no shit). I then go across to the place where I got my plates done and they too were stunned that no one asked me for the money for the license at that time. I have a new one now. very new. they changed it. it's very very ....red

Grandma might be home from the nursing home friday provided mother doesn't and I quote, bury a shovel in her head.

My brother on the other hand is having a terrible flare of his ulcerative colitis and losing blood. He might need a colon resection. sigh.