can you say ouch?

[cornerofmadness]

Yes I figured you might be able to. My bad knee has been having kittens today. Luckily when it gave out at school it waited until I was trying to sit in my office chair and NOT on the three flights of open stairs (Yes, OPEN stairs in a cedar building with no fire doors and no handicapped access)

However tonight it decided to give out again as I'm getting out of the tub after a nice long eucalyptus and mint soak. As you might imagine I have my hands on the tub edges to balance myself as I get up. Knee goes out, and my weight collapses onto my left hand which is now bruised bbetween the thumb and forefinger and my arm came down outside the tub twisting me so the upper arm and ribs hit the tub. Not sure if the rib is broke or not. Breathing hurts but not as bad as the last time I broke ribs. Both arm and ribs are bruised instantenous. Tomorrow this will be nice and vivid. I'm my own worst enemy.

But on the positive side my heat is fixed and the penis lecture was a roaring success.

Oh and I won two awards from the When the Sun Sets awards (go have a look and nominate, mostly B/A with Wes/Fred) one award isn't ready yet but here's the one that is. It was runner up for angst, Memoriesof a Lost Paradise, yes THAT story again.

 

Comments

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

So are we going to get a little fly-on-the-wall view of the Penis Lecture?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Ask away. What would you like to know about the testes, penis and/or erections?

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Nothing, actually. ; )

I was more asking after your student's reactions to it all.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Ah, let's see...we had the crack about 9 out of 10 dentists recommend you don't swallow semen when I told them it was 98% sugar...the older ones had a lot of cracks about telling their husbands about the benefits of viagra and planning on giving it to their weak-hearted spouses to kill them.

One of our younger more innocent ones was beet red moaning she didn't know such things existed and didn't want to (cock rings, prince alberts etc)

The lone male in the class was all but ducking and covering when we started to explain about blood clots in the penis as a reaction to an overtight cock ring and/or reaction to viagra/cialis

blatant feminine outrage when I mentioned how much money is dumped into impotence research and how none is given to finding a vaccine for cervical cancer even though we now know it's 90% related to the human papilloma virus (i.e. warts)

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I don't think I would have wanted to be the lone male in a classroom full of women on penis day. ; )

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

Worse, the poor thing has to deal with a fully female class tomorrow on the female reproductive system. I do pity him.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Mwah ha ha!