explain to me why I own cats

[cornerofmadness]

Kyo runs up rubs all over my bare leg. Awww sweetness and light.

Kyo runs back to the clover field courtyard and rubs all over someone.

no ...some THING


OMG beheaded bloody rabbit carcass

fetchs trusty rusty shovel and disposes of said carcass

Kyo pouts in the field and refuses to speak to me. head desk

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beheaded bloody rabbit carcass

[mustangsally78.livejournal.com]

Which is one of the reasons I keep my feline masters inside - when Gatz goes through one of his 'hunting and killing' phases, it's much nicer to find a plastic fork or a stuffed animal in one's bed.

:::Shudders:::

Re: beheaded bloody rabbit carcass

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you only THINK that. Iktomi my strictly indoor cat i had in the 90's once dug a cornish hen out of the garbage and I came home to find him eating the remains on my bed.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWW.

But just think, now you smell yummy, like decapitated rabbit!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it was a sizeable bunny and it was fresh. I considered making it for dinner but that raggety cat probably killed it

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

And who knows how long and what temp bunny needs to be cooked to make sure it's free of all diseases.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

google it

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

hahaha, rather get bunny from grocery store....

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yeah ditto

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

They always get so annoyed when you take their toys away...

*snerk*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh no kidding

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

You're under the delusion that you *own* cats? Silly woman, they own you. And generously allow you to live in *their* apartment.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

judging by how that stray cat that LOVES Kyo treats me, you're right. Hell she wants me OFF her property. I wish I could catch that feral bitch and get her somewhere she can be taken care of

[ishte.livejournal.com]

Just think. Kyo loves you as much as he loves that beheaded bloody rabbit carcass. That's saying a LOT from a cat's point of view, because I'm sure he really really loved that rabbit carcass since it had the added bonus of being yummy. Thankfully, Star stays out of the trash, and only brings me balls of yarn and toy mice.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i know. how dare I not appreciate his gift. If he hadn't rolled on it and skinned it for me I might have appreciated the yummyness more.

points up to my trash stories. ELD has more about that cat too. SHe met Iktomi the Insane

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

At least he didn't bring it to you with great pride.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no he was just rolling in it and rubbed on me with bloody fur but he did it with LOVE

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Our smelly Annie just pulled this stunt yesterday. It's not just cats.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

dog slike to roll in the REALLY dead ones. you have it worse

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I didn't realize it was her (she kept going outside) so I kept searching the house looking for a dead rodent or bird. GAH!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

the only thing worse than cats: dogs

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Darn you, you took away his lovely gift. He was being nice and you were just mean to him. See if he brings YOU any bloody rabbits in the future!

I'm so glad Dickens is an indoor kitty. The most he's ever done is drop a toy mouse on my head in the middle of the night.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

points up to what my indoor caat has done in the past.

Kyo is STILL mad at me

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

No creature on earth can beat a cat for sulking.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh no kidding

[catlove.livejournal.com]

but they are so cute with their big eyes and soft fur... purrrr

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

or in his case wiping the blood off his fur on me as he purrs