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[cornerofmadness]

Shall we sum up the action.

Douglas: You're guilty because only a woman would need to stand RIGHT ON TOP her victim
Maria: Don't let Hawkeye hear you say a woman can't shoot from a distance. She'll fuck your shit up.

cut to hotel room. Ed lounging languid and insolent on a perfectly good bed and Winry doesn't notice.

Winry -polish polish polish, Al you're all scratched up. Ed what are you going to do now?
Ed- what do you want me to do (turning to her, legs slightly spread)
Winry - Al get the fuck out of the room NOW. Aww damnit. okay instead of sex I'll angst a little.

cut to hideaway
Barry: Why was my Bunny scene on the phone with Colonel Flirt cut. WHY

cut to jail
Barry just plains rules.

cut to the alleyway

Roy - look at how damn sexy I am with my coat fluttering in the wind. I don't need to snap, Ross will just spontaneously self combust from how hot I am.

Ed - grind teeth for the next fifteen minutes and tremble in impotent rage at the colonel who just bitch slapped you to your knees and oh yeah toasted a woman.

cut to hospital

and the Oscar goes to Alex Louis Armstrong for his performance at being overwrought at what Maria did

call a dentist to fix the TMJ Ed has just ground his jaw out of alignment for

cut to office
Riza - Everyone's pissed at you including me, Colonel. I'm outta here
Men - cringe and look sharp, Hawkeye's looking at us and she's pissed

cut to office again
Roy: PHONE SEX

cut to hideaway
Falman - STROKE OUT
Ling - aw crap why did I call my babysitters back.

cut to hotel
Ed - WTF Armstrong why did you punch me? OMGBBQ don't carry me like a baby!

cut to homunculi
Lust - did that freakshow just call me a hag?

the end

(yeah I think I've been reading a little too much of cleolinda lately)


On to the dream, first it started out at a clinic where I was seeing my doctor but it was insanely crowded inside, streets of Manhattan crowded and for some reason I was carrying my saxaphone case with me but my sax was missing. I just had the neckpiece. Anyhow I can't remember the long conversation with my doc but I went away mad.

I went down this elevator and it emptied into a vine/plant field bar/restaurant at the bottom of this huge complex (the clinic was at one end then the bar then a mall and a hotel at the far end). I had to get on these totally bizarre escalators. They wrapped around like they do in Caesar's Palace in Vegas but they were made of wood, a burnished wood railing and ebony steps but only on one side. The other side was open and it took me a while to figure out you didn't step on it like normal. You had to go sideways and put your feet between the chucks and hold onto the rail with both hands so you can balance. hard to do carrying a sax case.

Then evil_little_dog bounces up and gets on next to me and tells me lunatic_0 has my sax as a joke and he's waiting at the hotel but we decide to shop first. Finally we get to the hotel and there are three beds, mine which was a double, evil_little_dog's which is a futon she brought herself and lunatic_0 brought his own too but it's just cardboard flat out in a sheet and a pillow. We all settle down to the movies I bought while I polish my sax since lunatic_0 got it all smudgy.

The movie was a hard core bisexual threesome porn with cock and ball torture (just the sort of thing I used to watch when the three of us got together...ah yeah right. headdesk) and lunatic_0 falls asleep (rather dangerous proposition really given the material) and I was pissed. Not because I wanted to sleep with him. Hell I was annoyed they were there ruining good porn and I didn't want EITHER of them. I was mad because he fell asleep on MY bed. evil_little_dog and I were rolling him onto his bed with plans on doing something evil to him but the alarm went off first...

Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Of course we were going to do something evil to lunatic_0. It's required.

I think the Bunny scene will be in the next episode when we find out Just Whut The Colonel Hath Wrought. (Because that was my thought, too - NOOOOO, we're missing Bunny! But I'm pretty sure we get to watch Ed angst over Maria Ross' death, first.)

cut to hotel room. Ed lounging languid and insolent on a perfectly good bed and Winry doesn't notice.

Winry -polish polish polish, Al you're all scratched up. Ed what are you going to do now?
Ed- what do you want me to do (turning to her, legs slightly spread)
Winry - Al get the fuck out of the room NOW. Aww damnit. okay instead of sex I'll angst a little.

I think I have my next prompt for fma_ihop.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

and he'll DESERVE it too that boy will

you might be right about Bunny. INEED to see that animated.

go nuts with that prompt

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

LOL, snicker, giggle at the FMAB comments. You're a sick and twisted little thing but that's why we love ya. That would be great if that was an outtake video or something.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

thank you veyr much

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

*snort* LOVE the dream - I would have paid for front row seats =D

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I'd sell you some