I'm already ready to kill her

[cornerofmadness]

Mom didn't even say hello. All she said was it's disgusting in here and had been bitching nonstop for 6 hours about it. THank god Stargate Universe came on so she'll be quiet for an hour.

About the only funny thing was trying to flip the memory foam mattress. It's like trying to move a 100 pound jellyfish. we were laughing too hard to move it. She's spent the rest of time cleaning my living room and making me insane. surely it's justifiable homicide.

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[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

ah, hello Judy, and welcome to you, too.

(Don't ever bring her here.)

Clicks for your eggies.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she's already seen one of your places

thanks

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

This one is worse. No place to hide anything.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

true

another day, opens with the passive aggssive finding of home decorating shows

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAAH.

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Sorry she's being such a pain. Hopefully the whole visit won't be like this.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you and me both

[salomesensei.livejournal.com]

A pal of mine (talonsage) just had to flip hers. Her response to your witty simile:

"Hundred pound? HA. I used to toss 150 pound hay bales like sugar cubes. Those mattresses weigh TONS more than that."

I do love butch women. ^_^

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. Now that I think about it, I used to move patients all the time without this sort of trouble. It's like holy hell. I love that bed but it's a bitch to deal with

[havocmangawip.livejournal.com]

You can bring her over to my house... she'll disapprove of you MUCH less in comparison. :)

I'll show her my tattoos and haul out the porny doujin and just in general be a menace.

I will sing loudly as well. Does she like Dir en Grey? I hope not. ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha actually i think there is porny doujin around or at least the stories i've sold recently and the visible (but temp) tatt on my arm. She and my brother are absolutely OCD about cleaning

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

When parents visit, it's always advisable to have your phaser at the ready and set to stun.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

indeed it is

[sp23.livejournal.com]

How is she liking Universe? Frankly, I'm fifteen minutes into the episode and I'm ready for fire up my Heroes tape and watch it instead.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

she and dad aren't too impressed either

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

I hate having to move our tempurpedic mattress. And your mom is a hoot. She loves to clean like me (you better never let us get together and allow our forces to join - muahahhahaa!)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i wouldn't mind if throwing out everything wasn't included in the clean

aren't those mattresses a bitch

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Is that a fall dragon? It's pretty. And yes, I believe family DOES count as justified. XD

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it is a fall dragon

and yes yes family does

Heh, your mom...

[littlechemist01.livejournal.com]

And my mom should have tea together sme time. They seem to focus on things that we as thier children don't. My mom is a fanatic about flipping those things and dusts and wipes everything under the sun!

Re: Heh, your mom...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i was the idiot who wanted to flip the bed to give the foam a rest

but yeah her dusting hand is gonna get broken

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

::looks around my mess of an apartment::
There's a reason I never, ever invite my sister here.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ditto my brother