i have a life force vampire on me.

[cornerofmadness]

I can't see him but i feel him sucking me dry. so. damn. tired.

Dear People at the Laundromat,

There are only SEVEN parking spots. when you pull over the line we then have like three. It's pull in parking for god's sake. Learn to fucking drive.


Dear Roy,

I do NOT control the cold rain. Sorry,but I don't. Your furred ass was inside all day long. YOU are the one who wanted out when I got home. I tried to make you stay in. so DO NOT yell at me continually as I walk to the car. You could have been dry and warm but no, you had to be out. Suck it up.


Ugh I FINALLY had time to take a nice long hot bath instead of a quick after-theatre shower and I take a new YA zombie thing ala Buffy called Strange Angels Wish I had taken two books...Dru Anderson is a whiney little bitch that does not endear herself to the reader. Also the back blurb in TWO places tells us what happens to dad so having 50 pages of up front drama llamas about her freaking of dad becomes totatlly a waste of my time. The book learned to fly when Dru started to refer to her body parts as breasticles. What a waste of hot bath.


Reviving an old meme thanks to enemytosleep

Make a list of 12 fictional characters, then answer the questions below according to the number beside that name.

I'm going to keep them in one fandom since you know that way it's feasible they'd be interacting.

1. Ran Fan
2. Winry
3. Riza
4. Maes
5. Alphonse
6. Edward
7. Roy
8. Ling
9. Hohenheim
10. Pinako
11. Paninya
12. Breda



1. Ran Fan
2. Winry
3. Riza
4. Maes
5. Alphonse
6. Edward
7. Roy
8. Ling
9. Hohenheim
10. Kimbely
11. Pinako
12. Breda




Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ed/Winry. I swear I did NOT arrange it this way. Yes, very much so and canonically speaking we know Winry loves him and assume Ed is at least highly protective of her and rather think of the periodic table than let his mind think on her body. They’re cute together

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
um no, just NO. No incest and Al has more sense than to do it with Kimbley.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He’d probably have Breda court-martialed for having sex with underaged girls. Roy seems protective of women


Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.


Riza/Kimbley – He doesn’t care if she doesn’t want him. He’ll have her one way or the other

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?


Ran Fan/Ling? Oh sure there is and a lot of it is really cute

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Roy/Breda…okay I just hurt myself laughing. Sucks it up…. Breda hates seeing his boss hurting some much and decides to do something to cheer him up: let him win at Go. Title - Go

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?


Maes/Ran Fan? – First I’d have to bring Maes back from the dead

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?


Roy slash? Does my list read anything else?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Pinako? Well we write her usually with the kids. I’m not sure I’ve seen anyone draw her


Would someone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Winry/Maes/Alphonse. Um…Winry/Alphonse yes but I Maes is like a father figure and I doubt he’d have gone in for that

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

He’s probably laughing at something he just exploded while creaming his trousers

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?


A dream discarded from Memoirs of a Geisha since that title feels a lot like what happened to Ling once he took on Greed. Yeah it wouldn’t be regular song-fic since it’s orchestral…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NAH5XfSEMc


If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ran Fan/Ed/Breda

Hmm competition sex and Breda the voyeur

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Winry to Kimbley

Are you sure you’re not a pedophile?

When was the last time that you read a fic about Five?


Today, the Longest Night Gaiden actually


If Three and Seven get together who tops?

Riza/Roy? Riza tops. Roy claims he does but really it’s Riza




Would Eleven sleep with Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Pinako and Hohenheim – absolutely. In fact I’m sure they HAVE done it. Ed will be lucky if Winry’s not a half niece or something. Drunk, sober all over town. Pinako was wild.


"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one night-stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve. One then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Ran Fan and Hohenheim are happy together (well there was that happy smile in the sewer there Hoho) until Hohenheim runs off with Zombie maes…. Broken Hearted Ran Fan has a one night stand with Breda then Ran Fan listens to Alphonse and finds true love with Riza.

Ran Fan’s really bad dream. There is no one on my list who would read this and I’m not sure I dislike anyone enough to make them write it.


How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Roy/Ling? Roy would have to first probably get over the idea he’s having pedophilic sex with someone but if Ling was older…well then he’d be Greed!Ling but they’d at least be very very pretty together.













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Comments

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Put a protective circle around yourself. That'll take care of the vamp.

As to your meme...*snicker*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

as if i had the energy for that

But i DO top -Roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right - Breda

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hey! Okay fine, you're going undercover as an old washerwoman- Roy

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

...Like I could expect worse. - Breda

[enemytosleep]

Roy slash? Does my list read anything else?

XD Not much else, no. And yeah, your description of Kimblee's climax about killed me. Wow, yours was so much funnier than mine.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha i was thinking yours was funnier, mine's all worried about the underaged sex...

oh you KNOW Kimbley gets off on his explosions

Ben Folds "Philosphy" is playing now...

[havocmangawip.livejournal.com]

All of this means that packing a "bath" from Lush isn't even remotely selfish.

I KNOW that I will have to practically sandblast and or set off a tactical nuke in the big bathroom at home.

OH YEAH... I'm "calling in" a food order with no guilt and then soaking in the tub while they go enjoy food and then go get it

Xmas spicy floral bubble bar cocktailed with a SHIT TON of Butterball HERE I COME!

Re: Ben Folds "Philosphy" is playing now...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

hahaha

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

That meme just made my morning. And vampire!Roy will protect you...unless of course he's the suspect.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

I should be so lucky to get vampire Roy. It'll probably look like Greed using his skin

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Greed!Roy would be cool woudln't it?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

haha

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

I meant to type greed!roy as in being possesed, not shipping though I think you know what I meant. :D

[atpolittlebit.livejournal.com]

Re: the laundromat people, my brother used to keep a post-it note pad in his car and he'd stick a note on cars parked like that:

Did you have trouble coloring inside the lines, too?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

eyes light up. Stealing that idea