Go Out with a Bang

[cornerofmadness]

I forgot to mention (a lot of things...) that this is the time of year i do my reproduction lectures and the whole lot of us turn 12 again. We do illuminate a few sexual misadventures the medical ones will see. I was explaining how penile fractures happen and a little voice from the back goes 'YOU CAN BREAK IT!!!' yes, you can. 'HOW!!!' by a) falling on it b) overenthusiastic sex c) masturbating too hard d) why is everyone laughing???

Flash up a picture of the female bits. Points - this is the clitoris. It's there for a reason. learn it.

Forgot to mention that almost all my holiday cards are out. I found a bunch in storage over the summer and after I addressed two of them I realized these were those odd shaped non-machinable extra postage cards so the rest are going inside of packages and otherwise hand delivered since I'm cheap. If you forgot to sign up there's about three other posts you can sign up for a card. Remember if you don't chances are i won't remember you want one.

Forgot to mention that the bar had a cat in it and he wanted to be with me. Hector is a foundling and the bar's owner did take the cat home about 5 miles away but the cat keeps coming back to the bar. THAT is where he wants to be and so he is.

Comments

[bob_fish.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, you are doing them a great service and they will thank you for it later.

I remember finding out you could fracture your penis via a very funny blog entry by a gay dude entitled "the day I broke my penis". TMI: poorly thought out but enthusiastic attempted entry, slipped, hit corner of bed. Ouch.

[0-mother-0.livejournal.com]

AHAHA! Wait till I tell Barry he can break his dick *intends to torment* Muahahaha!

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

I remember these stories....

Cat inna bar! Of course he wants to come home with you.

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!

[sillymagpie.livejournal.com]

Funny. And good work with the clitoris reference. ::snicker::

Aw, little bar kitty!