Go Out with a Bang
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cornerofmadnessI forgot to mention (a lot of things...) that this is the time of year i do my reproduction lectures and the whole lot of us turn 12 again. We do illuminate a few sexual misadventures the medical ones will see. I was explaining how penile fractures happen and a little voice from the back goes 'YOU CAN BREAK IT!!!' yes, you can. 'HOW!!!' by a) falling on it b) overenthusiastic sex c) masturbating too hard d) why is everyone laughing???
Flash up a picture of the female bits. Points - this is the clitoris. It's there for a reason. learn it.
Forgot to mention that almost all my holiday cards are out. I found a bunch in storage over the summer and after I addressed two of them I realized these were those odd shaped non-machinable extra postage cards so the rest are going inside of packages and otherwise hand delivered since I'm cheap. If you forgot to sign up there's about three other posts you can sign up for a card. Remember if you don't chances are i won't remember you want one.
Forgot to mention that the bar had a cat in it and he wanted to be with me. Hector is a foundling and the bar's owner did take the cat home about 5 miles away but the cat keeps coming back to the bar. THAT is where he wants to be and so he is.
Flash up a picture of the female bits. Points - this is the clitoris. It's there for a reason. learn it.
Forgot to mention that almost all my holiday cards are out. I found a bunch in storage over the summer and after I addressed two of them I realized these were those odd shaped non-machinable extra postage cards so the rest are going inside of packages and otherwise hand delivered since I'm cheap. If you forgot to sign up there's about three other posts you can sign up for a card. Remember if you don't chances are i won't remember you want one.
Forgot to mention that the bar had a cat in it and he wanted to be with me. Hector is a foundling and the bar's owner did take the cat home about 5 miles away but the cat keeps coming back to the bar. THAT is where he wants to be and so he is.
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Date: 2009-12-07 06:41 am (UTC)Aw, little bar kitty!
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Date: 2009-12-07 11:01 pm (UTC)he was an ugly ginger color but boy was he friendly. He went up to everyone for pets.