cornerofmadness

Title --The Cock Didn't Crow
Author-- cornerofmadness
series -- manga/FMA:B
Disclaimer -- Arakawa is probably scowling at me for this one
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Ed, Roy, Al and Chris (implied Roy/Riza, Ed/Winry)
Timeline/Spoilers -- post series
Word Count -- 725
Warning -- sex talk, or more appropriated failed sex talk
Summary -- Be careful of who you tease
Author’s Note -- Once you get these boys talking about it, they wouldn't shut up. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta. This is a longer version of the one that won on the contest. It was written for the fma_fic_contest for the prompt erectile dysfunction. It won first place. Thanks to remaintobreathe for the great banner.

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( He just won't shut up )

Title -- Disapproval
Author-- cornerofmadness
series -- manga/Brotherhood
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns them, I’m just playing
Rating -- PG-13
Characters/Pairing -- Roy Mustang, Chris Mustang, Grumman
Timeline/Spoilers -- mostly set when Roy is seven
Word Count -- 281
Warning -- none
Summary -- Roy doesn’t approve.
Author’s Note -- -- The word count murdered me on this. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta. This is a slightly expanded version. The original can be found on fma_fic_contest for their prompt ‘grope.’ It tied for third. sonjajade made the very nice banner for me


( Roy knew he shouldn’t be here )

Title -- Implausible Deniability
Author-- cornerofmadness
series -- manga, but it owes some of its idea to something Ed did in the first anime
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all and would probably kick me for this
Rating -- PG 13
Characters/Pairing -- Chris, Vanessa, Roy, Riza, implied Roy/Riza
Timeline/Spoilers -- sometime after Ishval but before Hughes has an ill-fated meeting with Envy
Word Count -- 495
Warning -- borders on crack!fic, in other words, crap men get up to while drunk
Summary -- Roy denies everything.
Author’s Note -- yeah probably not the real idea most would have in mind for ‘rebound,’ but the first to my mind (sorry, Ed, Al, one day I’ll write you again). For the uninitiated, VOQ is military shorthand for visiting officers’ quarters and I think most everyone knows what R&R stands for. I originally wrote this during the Founders Day celebration on paper smuggled in under my robes but I kept forgetting that version in the office but this is pretty much the same thing that came out of my fevered brain sitting in an oven of a gymnasium listening to someone wax poetic about the college’s founding mother, and I borrowed the first name of one of our presidents for an Armstrong general. Written for fma_fic_contest. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta.

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( is it true )

Title Round Midnight
Author- cornerofmadness
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairing Chris, Roy
Series manga
Timeline/Spoilers spoilers for Roy’s childhood so spoilers for anything past chapter 80
Word Count 990
Warning angst
Summary It might be time to alter how she conducts business
Author’s Note This could have been so much longer. It was written for fma_fic_contest’s ‘midnight’ prompt. Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta.

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( Just after midnight )

Okay it's not quite the 11th here yet but it is across the pond. Happy Birthday bob_fish

TitleSadness Held at Bay
Author- cornerofmadness
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all, I’m just playing with her toys
Rating PG-13
Characters Chris, Grumman, a few unruly boys and a surprise
Timeline/Spoilers set in Roy’s childhood, no spoilers unless you don’t know who Chris Mustang is.
Word Count 2,756
Warning a touch angsty, a touch silly, historical naughtiness
Summary Chris can’t believe it’s been a year since her brother died.
Author’s NoteWritten for bob_fish’s birthday. I hope you enjoy your drabble…it took steroids along the way… Thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta
( it wasn’t often she had a day off to just relax )