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cornerofmadnessTitle Not According to Plan
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cornerofmadness
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG-13 (in spite of it being mid-coitus)
Characters/Pairing Ed/Winry
Timeline/Spoilers Post 108 but no spoilers
Word Count 201
Warning silliness (sorry Ed)
Summary Sometimes advanced sexual positions aren’t as easy as they look.
Author’s Note This goes with Repayment Plan. Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanfic_bakeoff’s ouch challenge. Also I have a vague idea I wrote something like this once for Roy and Riza…
XXX
“Ouch, ouch, wait, Winry.” Ed’s face screwed up in way that definitely did not suggest erotic joy.
“I told you this one might not be our best idea ever.” Winry struggled against her lover. “It was your idea.”
“It’s the position we pulled out of the hat,” he protested, his muscles screaming.
“Which was your idea.” She squirmed some more, not quite able to untangle herself from him.
“I got the idea from Mustang. He said it was spontaneous and fun. Never listen to him. When am I going to learn?” Ed groaned. “Trouble every time.”
“So long as that leg isn't broken. I just put it back on you.”
“It doesn’t count if you broke it.” Ed was sure his entire body was in a spasm. “Al said this book was fun, not a trip to the hospital.”
Winry started giggling, her body jiggling against his. That was no help whatsoever.
“Never breathe a word of this to anyone, Winry!”
“Who would I tell?” she gasped between giggles.
Ed has a whole host of names in mind, Al, Pinako, Mustang, Ling, Garfiel, Paninya, all ready and willing to torment him. Paying for his automail wasn’t supposed to go like this.
Title- What Are Brothers For?
Author-cornerofmadness
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairing Al, Ed
Timeline/Spoilers post 108, spoilers for Ed’s family life
Word Count 299
Warning brothers being brothers
Summary Al can’t help but be amused by his brother’s misfortune
Author’s Note because in my experience this is what brothers do. This follows Repayment Plan and Not According to Plan
XXX
Al stretched until his shoulders popped. He had come back early to his brother’s house, his nephew in tow. He had put Zach in his play pen and went to make coffee, seeing neither Ed nor Winry were downstairs yet. Well, this was when they wanted him to come over. Al hoped they remembered that. He had amassed a nice little sexual portfolio and didn’t want to add accidental voyeurism of his brother and his wife to the list.
The coffee was nearly finished cooking on the stove when his brother appeared. Ed’s hair looked like elves had visited it in the night and the bags under his eyes were big enough for a month’s vacation.
“Ed, what happened?”
“What are you doing here?”
“I had your son, remember?”
“Oh, right.” Ed shuffled in the direction of the coffee. “Winry got called out to an accident at four this morning.”
“Aw. Ed, what happened to you?”
“Nothing.”
“Yes, because you always crab-walk like that. You hurt yourself.” Al’s eyes widened. A laugh knocked on the teeth that clamped to contain it. “What the hell position did you try?”
“Shut up. I’m fine.”
“Like hell.”
“You and your damn book.” Ed snatched the coffee up. “I could be maimed for life.”
“Ed, you have to work up to some of those positions.” The chuckles started escaping. Al couldn’t help it.
Ed glared. “How do you know? Never mind, don’t tell me. Don’t you dare mention this to anyone?”
Ed’s desperate note made Al almost feel bad for him. “Maybe I should star positions that are safe for beginners.”
“Maybe you should go to hell.”
Al put his hands up. “Try to do a guy a favor.”
Al was pretty sure his brother growled at him. Oh, this might be fun.
Author-
cornerofmadnessFandom Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG-13 (in spite of it being mid-coitus)
Characters/Pairing Ed/Winry
Timeline/Spoilers Post 108 but no spoilers
Word Count 201
Warning silliness (sorry Ed)
Summary Sometimes advanced sexual positions aren’t as easy as they look.
Author’s Note This goes with Repayment Plan. Written for
fanfic_bakeoff’s ouch challenge. Also I have a vague idea I wrote something like this once for Roy and Riza…XXX
“Ouch, ouch, wait, Winry.” Ed’s face screwed up in way that definitely did not suggest erotic joy.
“I told you this one might not be our best idea ever.” Winry struggled against her lover. “It was your idea.”
“It’s the position we pulled out of the hat,” he protested, his muscles screaming.
“Which was your idea.” She squirmed some more, not quite able to untangle herself from him.
“I got the idea from Mustang. He said it was spontaneous and fun. Never listen to him. When am I going to learn?” Ed groaned. “Trouble every time.”
“So long as that leg isn't broken. I just put it back on you.”
“It doesn’t count if you broke it.” Ed was sure his entire body was in a spasm. “Al said this book was fun, not a trip to the hospital.”
Winry started giggling, her body jiggling against his. That was no help whatsoever.
“Never breathe a word of this to anyone, Winry!”
“Who would I tell?” she gasped between giggles.
Ed has a whole host of names in mind, Al, Pinako, Mustang, Ling, Garfiel, Paninya, all ready and willing to torment him. Paying for his automail wasn’t supposed to go like this.
Title- What Are Brothers For?
Author-
cornerofmadnessFandom Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer Arakawa owns all
Rating PG-13
Characters/Pairing Al, Ed
Timeline/Spoilers post 108, spoilers for Ed’s family life
Word Count 299
Warning brothers being brothers
Summary Al can’t help but be amused by his brother’s misfortune
Author’s Note because in my experience this is what brothers do. This follows Repayment Plan and Not According to Plan
XXX
Al stretched until his shoulders popped. He had come back early to his brother’s house, his nephew in tow. He had put Zach in his play pen and went to make coffee, seeing neither Ed nor Winry were downstairs yet. Well, this was when they wanted him to come over. Al hoped they remembered that. He had amassed a nice little sexual portfolio and didn’t want to add accidental voyeurism of his brother and his wife to the list.
The coffee was nearly finished cooking on the stove when his brother appeared. Ed’s hair looked like elves had visited it in the night and the bags under his eyes were big enough for a month’s vacation.
“Ed, what happened?”
“What are you doing here?”
“I had your son, remember?”
“Oh, right.” Ed shuffled in the direction of the coffee. “Winry got called out to an accident at four this morning.”
“Aw. Ed, what happened to you?”
“Nothing.”
“Yes, because you always crab-walk like that. You hurt yourself.” Al’s eyes widened. A laugh knocked on the teeth that clamped to contain it. “What the hell position did you try?”
“Shut up. I’m fine.”
“Like hell.”
“You and your damn book.” Ed snatched the coffee up. “I could be maimed for life.”
“Ed, you have to work up to some of those positions.” The chuckles started escaping. Al couldn’t help it.
Ed glared. “How do you know? Never mind, don’t tell me. Don’t you dare mention this to anyone?”
Ed’s desperate note made Al almost feel bad for him. “Maybe I should star positions that are safe for beginners.”
“Maybe you should go to hell.”
Al put his hands up. “Try to do a guy a favor.”
Al was pretty sure his brother growled at him. Oh, this might be fun.
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Hee hee
Date: 2011-05-15 12:56 am (UTC)“Maybe you should go to hell."
Oh that was rich, I do love how your Al teases his brother, what a brat.
Re: Hee hee
Date: 2011-05-15 02:16 am (UTC)thanks
Re: Hee hee
Date: 2011-05-15 03:16 am (UTC)Re: Hee hee
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:35 pm (UTC)Thanks