pointless but fun

I'm bored. It's snowing. I can't go to the grocery store. I'm tired of editing. I'm tired of writing so instead I'll do this...

Signals catalog I've been off your mailing list for years. WHY start me now and with perfect timing. I'm DONE shopping. Thanks. But oh how you tempt me. just look at the cool stuff

geek shirt

Einstein

Half of my friends would have loved this

If I can’t have it, my characters can

aww

cool

I’ll add this to the syllabus

and i don't know how they do it but even on dial up the pictures load fast

Oh the weather outside is frightful

and I can't have a delightful fire. Pooh. I can however, stay holed up in my place (not cleaning it mind you) writing and making christmas gifts. I'm planning a series of necklaces with the centerpiece theme. Here's Mom's.

onxy, obsidian and reticulated quartz

Fic - The Creak of the Hinges

I thought about putting this up in some of the other communities then decided...no, you know maybe not. Let's just keep this over in IJ and my usual readers can get there from here. Why do I worry? Points to story info. You can leave comments here or there.

The Creak of Hinges
Disclaimer – not mine, all characters belong to Hiromu Arakawa et al, Square Enix and funimition.
Rating – NC-17, NOT WORK SAFE (heck you’ll probably need brain bleach after this)
Pairing – Gate/Alphonse
Warnings - PLENTY, non-consensual, dubious age of one participant, CBT, bondage, mental pain, hard stroking, milking, tentacles
Time Line – manga, set after the brothers get to the Brigg Mountains
Summary – The Gate is like a cat with a mouse, painful play is fun
Author’s Note – This was written for fma_fuh_q and revealed itself instantaneously after yimming evil_little_dog who said ‘I dare you.’ My brains SCARES me some times. Seriously, additional warning here, don’t read this if anything in the warnings bothers you. You won’t like this. Frankly I’m feeling sorry for poor Al here. Oh and in spite of ALL the warnings, there is actually relatively little sex in it but what is there isn’t particularly nice.




follow the yellow brick fake cut but only if you’re very sure you want to see this

Robert Green Ingersoll

said it well when he said “You have no right to erect your toll-gate upon the highways of thought”

I'd like to tattoo that to forehead of the idiot who set his/her god-given righteousness loose on the young adult section of my local library.

I'm reading the third book in the Gatekeeper's series and some fool has gone through and blacked out all the swear words (as if you can't tell what they should have been) and anything that used God's name in vain (Like an OMG).

I'd like to tie this person down and read Harry Potter to him until he foams at the mouth.

Ingersoll also said "Every library is an arsenal” I guess that's what holier than thou is trying to disarm. Wouldn't want the young ones to have freedom of thought.

My thought is, does the library have to use my tax dollars to replace the book this moron defaced?

ETA - Holy crap! I wrote 7438 words since wednesday and most of it was holiday fic fulfillment!