Roy the drown rat...uh cat and some decorating picspam

As I blogged about over the weekend, Roy was attacked and got VERY MUDDY. i didn't get a shot of that but here he is all washed up.

I’m WET!

If You Don’t Believe Animals Have Feelings Click Here Tell me he's not thinking 'I will kill you with my death glare for this, you bitch.'

I’m wet so I’m ignoring you and checking out the coffee pot packaging

Make nice all you want, I’m not looking at the likes of you you can see how beat up and bloody his head is.

okay push that camera in my face one more time and I’m jumping on it. Here I come There was one of him licking the camera lens too.

That’s right, I’m killing you in your sleep one day notice his parti-colored nose

Lick

Okay I’m mostly dry, time to contemplate evil

And like a cartoon character Roy is now SICK from being washed. His eye is swollen (keeping an eye on that. Hoping it's just his cold) and he is sneezing and snotting all over and wants ME to hold him. Um no.

and now for the decorating

new coffee pot (ignore the can of honey)

bedroom curtains

Kuan Yin. I'll be hanging her over the bed. Note the sheets, those are the thick pile microfiber so heavy I can't move under them but I'm so warm and soft I never want to get out of bed sheets

Fic Amaraque Curarum Eluere

For makd She was wanting to see this. And we both knew it was on FFN (and yes it HAD to have been since I had a note on this in my old files saying I had formatted it a certain way FOR FFN. I have NO idea how it got off the site. I found this on my old hard drive as I was looking for stuff for the porn writing meme) I will probably go put it BACK up on FFN

AMARAQUE CURARUM ELUERE
(DROWN THE BITTERNESS OF CARES)
By D M Evans
Disclaimer- All characters within belong to Mr. Whedon. We all already know this and we’re all thankful for the chance to bring them out onto our stage.
Rating - FRT
Spoilers - Up through the first few episodes of AtS S5, nothing really spoiler like.
Summary - Angel gets visited by three spirits who try to change the course of his life.


This is answer to the challenge in a can, where the challenge was to use Spike, bittersweet and wallet. And in answer to the in vino veritas challenge at www.geekgirlz-r.us



Spes donare noval largus, amaraque curarum eluere efficax
(Mighty to inspire new hopes, and able to drown the bitterness of cares)
Horace - Carmina IV. 12.19

( The Bitterness of Cares )

The Good, The Silly, the Amazing and the Bad

The good. Gram and Mom both won over 200$ gambling today (it's Gram's belated Christmas trip to the casino).

The silly - I thought my mom was bad when she told me to make sure I wore my coat to Columbus last weekend. Thanks Mom it's only 5 out today without you I would have gone in a tank top and shorts. Well today Gram took all Mom's winning slips from the slot machines so 'she wouldn't lose them,' that's right, young ones on my flist, you think YOUR mom treats you like a child, well get used to it. My mom is 65 and her mom is 92...you'll always be ten to your mommy.

The Amazing - The lucky Uncle has won at just ONE casino, since November, made 35,000 dollars. I'd like to pry that horseshoe out of his ass and insert into mine.

The Bad - Remember that aunt, the friend of the family, who died suddenly last summer, her daughter was just diagnosed with inoperable stomach cancer. They hope with radiation and chemo they can shrink it to operate but she already has liver mets. I'm not very hopeful. She wants mom to go with her one last time to Atlantic City (I told you this family and our friends gamble)

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Following in marenfic and rahirah's footsteps and did the orgasm meme. Basically you copy and paste your fannish orgasms. This has led me to some insights:
A. I write an ungodly amount of porn (probably due to the ungodly dearth of it in real life)
B. I use the same metaphors again and again (i.e. I write boring sex scenes)
C. I really need to branch out sexually (and those who know me are saying 'but you've already memorized the sex manuals of several cultures WHAT more is there?' For me to actually USE that information)

The massive entry below is by no means ALL the porn I have. It's only the stuff that actually mentions the word orgasm/climax AND was easy to lay hands on. There is a huge predominance of three pairings but mostly because I'm writing smut/romance series for them for challenge communities. Use your common sense on clicking. It's all adult rated. I've marked the nonconsenual stuff (not to mention virginity loss, pregnancy sex and kink) I did NOT link any of it. I'd be here for days. All the manga/anime stuff is in my LJ. Most of the Buffy stuff is on my website (url in my user profile). Feel free to go look for any of it. And enjoy

Porn Meme

Het

( Adam & Eve )

Slash

( Barely realistic bishie sex )

Threesomes/ Foursomes
( Group sex! )

and I SWEAR this song really is on Sirius 80's right now. Giggles

Spamalot!

i should be writing. I'm doing meme's instead to pretend I'm not all blocked up this week, especially mad about the original fic going nowhere fast.

From half my flist - Every time I do this meme I'm THIS!

( Tarot Card )

From ishte ( What animal am I )