Dear Post Office

So that certified letter that worried me all weekend was actually a package from evil_little_dog and the carrier put my name on someone else's certified notice (and presumably the poor sot that bank thing is from thinks they're getting a package from the midwest)

Oh thanks for nothing you incompetent....

I was late to work for this??


but in compensation I have this (and guys they seem to have gotten rid of the 'are you sure you want this egg' since it was gone this A.M.)



and don't forget Adao and yaone's kid

it takes so little to amuse me

So I was in the tub reading (more on that in a minute) and the door didn't shut all the way. I figure eh it'll be okay. Now the door isn't open when i take a bath so naturally this abnormality means Roy MUST investigate but the bathroom scares him (I think he remembers that MLK day bath and subsequent sickness I swear)

So he creeps in, all wide eyed, ears perked and alert. He peers into the tub, starts to reach in then suddenly jumps back staring into the corner nearest the spigot. He hunches and lets out this huge hiss. (I've never heard him hiss before). I look and he's being menanced by a pink bath scrubbie. Snorftle. I pick it up and he keeps staring. Thinking he has to be freaked out by more than just the folds of the shower curtain so i move it to look. The curtain rustles and he nearly concusses himself escaping the big bad shower curtain of doom.

now back to the reading. lyrangalia is right, Butcher's Blood Rites the 6th Harry Dresden book is the best so far. And funny. Where else can you get lines like incendiary monkey poo and 'he thought i was a stunt penis?' Not to mention a dead sexy incubus/vampire and a horny air spirit bound to a skull?


got this from marlex

( what star trek character are you )

and don't forget Adao and yaone's kid