it takes so little to amuse me

[cornerofmadness]

So I was in the tub reading (more on that in a minute) and the door didn't shut all the way. I figure eh it'll be okay. Now the door isn't open when i take a bath so naturally this abnormality means Roy MUST investigate but the bathroom scares him (I think he remembers that MLK day bath and subsequent sickness I swear)

So he creeps in, all wide eyed, ears perked and alert. He peers into the tub, starts to reach in then suddenly jumps back staring into the corner nearest the spigot. He hunches and lets out this huge hiss. (I've never heard him hiss before). I look and he's being menanced by a pink bath scrubbie. Snorftle. I pick it up and he keeps staring. Thinking he has to be freaked out by more than just the folds of the shower curtain so i move it to look. The curtain rustles and he nearly concusses himself escaping the big bad shower curtain of doom.

now back to the reading. lyrangalia is right, Butcher's Blood Rites the 6th Harry Dresden book is the best so far. And funny. Where else can you get lines like incendiary monkey poo and 'he thought i was a stunt penis?' Not to mention a dead sexy incubus/vampire and a horny air spirit bound to a skull?


got this from marlex


:
You are Jean-Luc Picard

Jean-Luc Picard 80% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 70% Beverly Crusher 70% Chekov 65% Spock 64% Will Riker 60% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60% James T. Kirk (Captain) 55% Mr. Scott 55% Geordi LaForge 55% Worf 50% Uhura 45% Deanna Troi 45% Mr. Sulu 40% Data 34%

A lover of Shakespeare and other fine literature. You have a decisive mind and a firm hand in dealing with others.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz




and don't forget Adao and yaone's kid

Comments

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Haha, Roy is a fraidy-cat!

I was a redshirt on that quiz. I feel gypped.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well now i know who to send in first in a dangerous situation. Will remember that when i come to Boston

Roy is a total coward

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Heh, I don't think so. I'm hiding behind you if danger comes, since you're bigger than me.

Roy is such a coward. I think Lupin could probably scare him, and that's really saying something.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort, time to employ my person tossing techiques

Roy is a wuss

[renegadekitsune.livejournal.com]

Aaah, Harry Dresden.. How I love thee... ( I rofled at the stunt penis bit. It was tres hilarioius.)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it's wonderful. I seem to like every other Dresden book (the others just stike me as so-so)

I love Thomas far too much. Really.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Thomas fucking rules.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

absolutely. i would volunteer to be food

[renegadekitsune.livejournal.com]

Pssst. Thomas is getting his own book.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well now i'm just all excited.

[renegadekitsune.livejournal.com]

http://www.jim-butcher.com/books/dresden/

Scroll down to unreleased :)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well at least now i can tell the library which books i want from the rest of the series

thanks

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

It's pretty cool.

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

I've taken this quiz before.

And got the same results:

Your results:
You are



Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz (http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/startrek)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you and chaos_by_design are very much alike in many respects it seems

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

It's kind of scary. One would almost think we shared a brane or something.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

on occasion i wonder

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

We share the same brane.

Except about Starbuck.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ah. Yes I share her brain on that account

[masqthephlsphr.livejournal.com]

Well, in my defense I haven't watched BSG since the middle of season 2 because I didn't care for it much. I'd just fastforward to the Starbuck bits.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

ah, that's about when i gave up too not that i watched it regularly either

[angelfirenze.livejournal.com]

You...are a bigger and better member of the miniskirt_army than I am. It did not occur to me to name any pets after Roy. For shame! *shakes fist at self*

And...did you make any effort to try to show him there's nothing to be afraid of or is that difficult? I wonder about the ability of animals to realize things of that nature -- you know, like newborns.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh i tried to show him there was nothing there. He did inspect the scrubbie but he was having nothing to do with that corner. He always acts like the table by the door is haunted.

if you go back two posts you'll see Roy is black haired with white gloves

[lyrangalia]

*grin* Toldja. Blood Rites is possibly my favorite book in the "laugh out loud funny" department. Just wait until Harry has a discussion about revolutionary porn czars with Murphy.

Also, I am...
Your results:
You are Spock

Spock 74% Geordi LaForge 70% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 65% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 65% Deanna Troi 60% Uhura 50% Chekov 45% Will Riker 40% Jean-Luc Picard 40% Data 37% Worf 35% Beverly Crusher 35% Mr. Scott 30% James T. Kirk (Captain) 25% Mr. Sulu 10%

You are skilled in knowledge and logic. You believe that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'll be looking forward to that

and I luvs Spock. (my mother WEPT so hard after his death in that movie that dad wouldn't walk wiht her to the car)

Aw, Man!

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

Can't I at least pretend I'm multi-dimensional?

Your results:
You are



Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character am I?" quiz... (http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/startrek)

Re: Aw, Man!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

HEE, Roy. What a wuss. My grandmother has cats that live in the the bathroom. (They hid in the tub from the dogs. XD)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

okay that's funny

[mulzrule.livejournal.com]

I also had a cat that filled the whole sink and stayed there even if you ran the water. Cats are funny critters.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

indeed

[dknightshade.livejournal.com]

Poor Roy! Bathtubs are scary, you know.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

absolutely terrifying