Well for the first time in three days I didn't wake up early due to pain

No this time I woke up hearing some sort of evil siren noise that was apparently all in my head. And I woke up mad at evil_little_dog

In the dream she and were living together again but we were in a city setting. no clue where. It was night. Someone was trying to kill me (naturally) and ELD was far more worried about getting Pewter to the vet than helping me out. I should have chucked her into the killer's path with the dog (which I'm fairly sure my dream self was about to do when the Buzzer went off in my head)

and just found a MAJOR conflict in my spring schedule that we all somehow missed. SHOOT ME

Dear Everyone

Dear Self,
You are an idiot. Yes you waited until now when everything was dead to redo the weedmats however those three bags of 'wood chips' were two bags of dirt and a bag of chips. You've made an ugly mess. Go find rocks to weight it down and pray for snow to hide your shame.

Dear Students

The thing wiggling in your cats is my FINGER. For the love of god stop stabbing at it. I've lost two finger nails and one of you caught my pinkie in the scissors. And i told you to isolate the muscule bellys we were using BLUNT dissection, i.e. the probe so if you felt the need to poke the wiggling thing I wouldn't get hurt. Gah.

Dear FFI educational movie makers

WTF? Seriously. That was the most disturbing thing I've ever see and to the faculty member who took my movie and didn't return it I'm gonna kick you. I had to punt with a fallback video and freaked out my class and myself. I had to stop this video mid way. WHo thought this was a good idea? Whoever made this has SERIOUS teeth fetish issues. Get them help

Dear Student Loans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA are you fucking nuts? Needs to find paperwork to redefer this loan. Hello, you can't ask for more than 25% of my salary. I'm pretty sure 2 grand/month is only 300$ shy of 100%.

Dear Roy
Get your furry ass off my bed. Also, you were eating out of DUMPSTERS not so long ago. Quit OCD'ing about your food. If you see the bottom of your bowl on one side and there's a mound on the other side EAT that. If a piece of food (especially if it's a treat of beef or chicken) falls out of your bowl do not leave it on the floor and wait for me to pick it up and put it b ack in your bowl. You may eat it off the floor.

Dear lunatic_0

you need this. No, really


Dear CHaracters

Josh- you're the killer. Please at least appear in the story kthx
Hikaru - Yes, I know you're a rampaging hormonal puberty ridden 100 year old dragon you can NOT fuck everyone in the story. Live with it.
Dan- OMG you're a homicide and an ex-Marine. Yes, you're gay but you are not a priss so get your Devil Dog ass out into the woods and quit whining and stalling the story.

Dear Body and hair

You were washed. Quit reeking of formalin.