Birthday Ficlets

Title -- A Night Out
Author-- cornerofmadness
Fandom -- Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Winry, Ed
Timeline/Spoilers -- post 108 but no spoilers
Word Count -- 276
Warning -- none
Summary -- Winry is treated to a night out.
Author’s Note -- Happy Birthday evil_little_dog

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( Night Out )

Title -- Things to do in a Blizzard
Author-- cornerofmadness
Fandom -- Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Winry, Ed
Timeline/Spoilers -- post 108 but no spoilers
Word Count -- 300
Warning -- none
Summary -- Sometimes Ed just needs blatant clues to figure things out.
Author’s Note -- Happy Birthday evil_little_dog

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( Things to Do in a Blizzard )

Title -- Official Commands
Author-- cornerofmadness
Fandom -- Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Roy, Ed
Timeline/Spoilers -- soon after Ed joins the military
Word Count -- 300
Warning -- none
Summary -- Edward only thinks he’s got Roy over a barrel.
Author’s Note -- Happy Birthday evil_little_dog

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( Official Commands )

Title -- Girl Food
Author-- cornerofmadness
Fandom -- Fullmetal Alchemist
Disclaimer -- Arakawa owns all
Rating -- teen
Characters/Pairing -- Al, Ling, Lan Fan
Timeline/Spoilers -- post 108 but no spoilers
Word Count -- 300
Warning -- none
Summary -- Al rather regrets being adventuresome some days.
Author’s Note -- Happy Birthday evil_little_dog. Some foods in China are considered strictly a female or male dietary component. I’ve carried that over to Xing.

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( Girl Food )

Friday the Thirteenth

Usually they go good for me but this one was just average.

Happy Birthday Quotes Pictures - Photobucket

Happy Birthday evil_little_dog

Look, I stood up and pulled a few ficlets out of my ass for you.

It was funny, as part of the Friday the 13th festivities, the radio had on a segment wherein the students at my college voted a store in Gallipolis called Bad Toys for Bad Boys, the place to shop to survive the zombie apocolypse. Now i just have to go.

I did learn last night there is no way in hell I can wear a night guard. I nearly bit through it within five minutes, it gagged me to death and my front teeth didn't even touch it because my bite is a fucked up mess. Also it says NOT to wear it if you have TMJ. I've read that before but my dentist suggested it. I'll talk to him again but this is a no-go.

I'm not so arrogant to think that people should take every bit of advice i give them (well if they ask for medical advice, I'm disappointed if they don't listen). However, if you call me up late night for advice and then do the thing I said would be the worst thing ever, do NOT come crying to me. Just saying.

I think it's warming up. I'm warmer now than when I got home.