I'm losing my mind

[cornerofmadness]

I was so happy i got a night's sleep without waking up. I figured i had the bull by the horns as far as this day went...lasted until I started out the door and said, 'hmmm lunch smells funny.' Peers inside lunch sack and sees I have packed an onion instead of an apple for lunch. Hmmm, well they're both round and on the table so...

sets down books and purse to go exchange produce. Sees two dollars that have been on the table forever, pockets it. heads out, hungry but wanting to have breakfast at my desk so i can grade exams at the same time. Gets to the Broken Bread, sees i failed to pick up a) the exams b) my purse as I headed out the door after the produce exchange. Hmmm, must have known I'd need those two dollars when I pocketed them.

spend day feeling like a loser. Am talking to mom when I hear Dad in the background, 'J, you NEVER look at me any more. I've been walking around all day with two different shoes on.' Mom- did you go to the mall with me like that. Dad (in a piteous whine - yes. Here you go Dad, i'm passing the loser crown on to you.

and as for this meme, why am I always up for a spanking?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July I turned m3sektet in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I set silvrethorn's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I bought porn for lyricnonsense (10 points). In October I gave evil_little_dog a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-64 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, cornerofmadness

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Fullmetal Alchemist - Are YOU Fit to be a State Alchemist? (Girls only. Sorry guys.) by Pikarin
(User)name
Age
Favorite color
Your Second Name	Bloodlust Alchemist
Dog of the Military or Your own person?	Dog of the Military
What Edward Elric thinks of you	He wants to kill you.
What Alphonse Elric thinks of you	"She's really sweet."
What Roy Mustang thinks of you	"Damn! She's hot!"
What Scar thinks of you	"She's a State Alchemist?"
Your favorite State Alchemist?

got it from anguisel and it amused me.

it's been another two bad writing days. I'm just plain tapped.

32229 / 50000 words. 64% done!

Comments

I miss my wagon...

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

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Re: I miss my wagon...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i have one on my porch for hauling groceries. i terrified the kittens with it yesterday

Re: I miss my wagon...

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

We had to leave my darling wagon behind. There was no room in the moving van because my father insisted that we keep these ugly ass chairs that he got. So we left it behind...and the chairs sit in the backyard...and have only been sat in a total of five times...*sigh*

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

heh, you sound as flaky when you're trying to get out the door as i am.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

in the context of THIS post that could be ganja Goku's smoking...

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

ha! you know, Koumyou always seemed like a stoner to me.

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dad? "Here's your sign."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes

[sp23.livejournal.com]

As I have gone to work with two different shoes on (same style, different colors) and on another brilliant day in a green shirt and red slacks (and it wasn't even Christmas), you dad has all my sympathy. *g*

and as for this meme, why am I always up for a spanking?

Hee! Oh, I just bet you're up for a spanking, you naughty girl, you. ;)

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

well i sure wouldn't turn down a spanking

and snort to your fashion faux pas

[amnesiactoaster.livejournal.com]

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[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

This one is better:

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[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

geez you're worse than me (though last year I committed genocide too)

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

I am such a Mary Sue.

You Mary Sue, you.

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

hahahaha.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort. Well i like your name...and that Scar hates you

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

yes i do

[silvrethorn.livejournal.com]

Where do you get off setting my puppy on fire?!! And why do you buy porn for everyone but me?

I go out the door without my car keys all the time. Needless to say I don't get far before I miss them.

[evil-little-dog.livejournal.com]

She's evil that way. Evil.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

the puppy was probbaly irritating me

[lillypuff.livejournal.com]

OMG, I think I'm going to hell (ok, well, I knew that already) :

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GENOCIDE *head desk* I swear I didn't do it!! All I get is a spanking? After all that work, you'd think I'd get more...like the chair lol

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

you were bad.

awesome. i get to be dictator!

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

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Re: awesome. i get to be dictator!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

way to go