If you're a single child you just have no idea...

[cornerofmadness]

what siblings can get up to and why there is the distinct urge to kill them from time to time.

Over the weekend someone hacked my email and changed the password. The last time this happened to one of my emails, i lost it. The jerk had even changed my security questions. Yahoo said that wasn't possible but i DO know where I was born and who my first pet was. So I was very upset. I got back in (but had to go look up my Lake Helen zip code because I had never updated my profile (that was two moves ago) and it seemed okay.

Mom calls me tonight. My BROTHER is the one who changed my password. He has a memory for numbers. he knows every zip and phone number I've ever had (I can't even remember my work one NOW)

I'm going to kick him in the balls when I get home for the holidays. Every time I almost feel sorry I used to send him over the hill into the blackberry bushes on his big wheel so I could play ambulance, he does something to remind me why I'm not sorry.

Comments

[nowhere-winry.livejournal.com]

*URGE TO KILL RISING*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

must restrain the fist of death

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

why the hell did he do that? was it a prank? what a twerp.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he used to do it all the time. Apparently he wants to see if i can launch his balls into orbit

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

he totally needs to have his balls launched into space.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

give me a few weeks

[lyricnonsense.livejournal.com]

want me to build you a trebuchet or a rocket to help?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

that would be nice

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Ha! Siblings - what can you do>

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i bit mother the day she came home from the hospital with him. It seems I was right.

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

AMEN!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

sporks him

[rain-oubliette.livejournal.com]

Sporks make great weapons because they're hermetically sealed so no germs can get in. heh heh

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

there is that

[saphira112.livejournal.com]

AMEN INDEED!

Gawd, you're not alone. my older sister makes me want to hurt something innocent, like a rabbit or something and I normally love rabbits to bits(i.e. "I shall hug him and squeeze him and love him and poet him and call him Hase!" (German for hare))

My older sister is complaining about how her apartment for college isn't as big as her room at home.

Me and my mom: OH, BOO HOO!

Grr... siblings is TERRIBLE...

But what can you do, right?

Wish I could hit her... >_>

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

they can drive you mad

[saphira112.livejournal.com]

No kidding! *growls and waves a flaming pitchfork*

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

My little half sister and I used to get into knock down drag out fights. And I DO mean we used fists and anything else we could use. When we both hit puberty it was a war zone in our house, and I sincerely wanted to kill her on more than one occasion.

It wasn't until I left for the Army before everyone else saw what I had seen all along. The bitch is the epitome of EVIL.

Now my older sister actually marvels I didn't kill the brat, and I tell her at times it took sheer will power to not do so.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i can believe that

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*chuckle*

However when our mother died, I told Pixie she needed a particularly nasty person to take with her to New Jersey...to help counteract the bullshit. So Eileen went with her. *LOL*

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

they do have their uses

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

That's what I told Pixie.

"She has a good use...for when you need a particularly nasty person to back you up."

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

snort

[anguisel.livejournal.com]

My older brother has a memento of our sibling rivarly lodged in his forehead. I broke a window in his face with a push broom and a shard of glass got caught under his skin. It made its only little divit within his cranium and has remained there ever since. He likes making people touch it so they can feel it rub against the bone. -.-

I say, get him dog treats as a gift. ^_^

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

oh geez

[roguewords.livejournal.com]

*looks upward*

I promise I'm not the evil older sibling. *nods*

Evil Child is in the other room. SOOOO many times and reasons to want to kill her. It would be too hard to think of just one.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i believe it

[makd.livejournal.com]

ITA.

I'm a singleton, and the interactional dynamics and behavioral and motivational inner workings of siblings have fascinated me all my life.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'll give you this brother

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

Yeah you can have my younger stepsister..Eileen will drive you right up the wall with her evilness.

[redbrunja.livejournal.com]

Kick him hard, madness, kick him hard. That was un unbelieveably horrible thing to do.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

he used to do it all the time

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

[tries not to laugh]

Ah, the simple joys I'll be giving my daughter by having more children...

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

how old is portia? I think she's the same age I was when my mother gifted me with my brother. I bit her as a thank you. I wasn't wrong

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

[laugh] Portia's 5.

...Were you a biter before that?

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no. and yeah I was nearly 5 myself

[sita-137.livejournal.com]

Oh great... I'll keep my eyes open!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

it's the start of um...great things to come

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

I only bite my mother once, and I was in fifth grade at the time. It was a sheer pain reflex, as medics were cleaning out my opened up finger...she had my face against her stomach. I let out a scream and bite the poor woman.

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

this was me registering my distaste about having a brother

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

*spluttering laugh* Talk about to the point!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

couldn't mistake the intent

[marynachaotica.livejournal.com]

Well yeah....kid bites his mother, must be pissed off about something!

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

i'm gonna kill him

[cornerofmadness.livejournal.com]

no doubt, he's male, he's a brother