GRRR

So I decided to play with write or die since there was no one around to word wars with.

Yeah, so why aren't we warned that hitting 'done' would take use away from the page and we would LOSE everything? Yes, it says to save before leaving the page but a warning about 'done' taking us to the widget page would hav been nice. I had to redo all 500 of those words. At least I remembered them but that kept me from hitting 4K again today. DId get over 3K though. It figures I'm now wide awake and it's nearly 1 AM. Why couldn't I have been this awake and productive all day?

29057 / 50000 words. 58% done!

son of a bitch

Came to work early to put in test grades (and didn't FORGET the tests like I did friday). they waxed the floor or something between the two buildings (connected by a skywalk). I put one foot into the doorway and it was like ice. I went straight down to my knees and somehow my left knee and right wrist took the brunt. I tried to get up and fell again. it was that slippery (and i have shoes with treads)

My left knee is huge and barely bendable. My right wrist is the one that's already nerve damaged so i'm not sure how much it's damaged. not swollen so maybe not so bad. Might have to go to urgent care. bah.

my very first thoughts after falling

besides OUCH and fucking hell were

1. Is my skirt up over my panties (No and eh, at least it was the cute tuquoise and gold ones)

2. geez I'm wearing a black lacy goth skirt and I totally landed in the stereotypical knock kneed Goth-Loli position. Where's a manga artist to capture this when you need it

3. son of a bitch I landed on my Ed Hardy sunglasses (which amazing did not break. the hinge bent out some but hell now they fit even better)

My secretary was laughing at my ire over landing on the glasses. She's like COM you probably broke your knee cap and you're worried over glasses. Damn straight, when else will i get 280$ sunglasses for 20$ I don't want them ruined.

The chem prof got me ice out of the chem lab and put it in a trash liner but I couldn't ice it much this morning since I had to teach. Worse tomorrow is my big bone practical and I had to set it up which takes hours. So once I was all done with that and I spoke to HR it was agreed I should go to urgent care especially since i HAVE broken both my knee caps in the past.

The doc was actually very concerned given the size of the ecchymosis and edema and x-rayed it. He seemed vaguely surprised that it isn't broken but cautioned me that X-rays can take up to two weeks to show cracks (this i knew, you can't see them until the healing callus forms) It's too early to think it's more than badly bruised. It is clicking but I don't think that I tore the meniscus because it wasnt a twisting tear. I went straight down.

He told me to go do RICE (rest, ice compression elevation I have the ottoman under my computer desk and i have the ice pack on it) and asked if I wanted any narcotics. I declined. All they do is make me ill and in pain so then i get to try to puke on one leg. Thanks no.

Since i no longer have an ice pack (and Holzer unlike hospitals in WI didn't give them out) I hobbled into Wal Mart and bought a few things I needed including the ice pack and a half galloon of Jose Cuervo margaritas. Oh i won't be feeling any pain tonight.

I really need to win one of those 250 million dollar lottos and just buy myself a house boy and never leave my estate again.

30020 / 50000 words. 60% done!

Fic - And Baby Makes

And Baby Makes
Author – cornerofmadness
Disclaimer – so not mine
Rating – NC-17
Warnings – none really
Pairing – Maes/Gracia
Timeline – sometime before the main action of the story, no real spoilers
Summary – A house, a baby and a picket fence, what more could they want?
Author’s Note – written for the springkink Prompt - - FMA (Maes/Gracia) - Newly weds, want to have a baby. thanks to evil_little_dog for the beta and title help

( I can’t imagine a more perfect man to have babies with )